I rode onto the ferry first and
was quickly hemmed in by the cattle truck full of nervous looking cows. Like
me, they had just crossed the border from Sudan, and they had good reason to be
nervous. Their fate would be sealed here in Egypt (probably with cling film and
a nice polystyrene tray). Mine hopefully, would not! The air-brakes went off
and a half-ton bull looked like he was coming right over the top. I edged my
way onto the stairs, not wanting our fate to collide, and imagining what that
would look like if it did! Given enough time, it would make for a funny ending
I guessed, 'She rode around the world by motorbike and was killed by a flying bull!'.
There would be jokes - in time.